i'm thinking about eating a raw egg. just cracking it on the side, and emptying it into my mouth.

i'm not sure what will happen; if it will just slide straight down my throat, no questions asked...or if my body will tell me to chew it. i kind of have the feeling that before it even gets part way down my throat, i will convulsively throw it up - the whole egg texture isn't one i can see my throat loving. there's also the possibility that, if i do throw up, it will really hurt if i'm currently trying to chew. my throat will be spasming both ways - trying to force down with the swallow muscles and push up with the vomit muscles. you know what? they might be the same muscles, i'm not sure.

besides these points, it should be cool, simply for the fact that i've never done it before. and if someone else is in the kitchen...that would be a good reaction shot.

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i thought i would mention these spin videos, originally found at some other blog...i can't remember which. (actually, better check that out...yes, it was thinktank.) you can just head over there and get them - notice how the violinist (is that even a word?) and guitarist from the clogs are sculking down the back there. yes, yes we see you, you musical whores. who is it, hey? are you with the books? or the national? maybe you should hang out at the state library, get yourself some national books.

wow. sorry about that. it's pretty early.

i'm not aware of the delicate intricasies (sp?) of spin magazine, but, apparently, it's part of their Spinhouse sessions. I have no idea what this means, but you can go right ahead and believe it.


as an aside...hi. it looks like i tried to avoid the whole 'well this is my new blog! hope you like it, hahahahaha, HAHAHA, ROOARRRR' monologues, and that's just fine with me. i used to have another blog, started a long time ago now, back when they were called 'weblogs' or the, frankly, cumbersome 'online diaries' (when i was moving from high school to college...that's something like...3 years ago, maybe? is that right?), but drownedinsound, the site it was hosted on, had a big 're'design (read: went for a big 'we want to look like pitchfork' design), and to cut a boring story even shorter, it took out all my line breaks from the weblog.

now, there is something you must understand.

i really like line breaks.

like, a lot.

so, i was crippled by this, and lacking the motivation to change it, it kind of faded into obscurity. which was a real shame, because i got some awesome comments about that thing. it even succeeded in breaking up a couple of relationships, and forging new ones. but, you don't want to hear about that.

at least, you shouldn't want to.


after i've had some fun with the template (meaning, when i've stolen an awesome template from somewhere else), i'll try and post regularly. who knows, maybe it'll turn into an mp3blog. they're always cool.

so, night. actually, 5am is the morning really, isn't it? here's a tip - if you're not too good at sleeping, don't get into a stagnant mood, drink, and fall asleep at 11. i paid for it by waking, wide-eyed and ready for the day...at 3am.

saturday tomorrow. i hear good things happen on saturdays.


tM*x